The Meat Card fits in your wallet and helps you pick out the right cut of beef at the grocery store (or how to cope with that brisket from the CSA).
OLD YOU: Harried, frantic, overwhelmed by the horrifying uncertainty that accompanies shopping for meat.
NEW YOU: Studies the Meat Card, adeptly selects a cut of beef. Cooks delicious meal. Heralded as genius by friends and enemies alike.